Thursday, October 29, 2015

Thomas - Introduction

Hi there, reader. This is my book where I can jot down stuff I do. I'm Thomas, i'm a hyena.

That's me. Oh and I forgot to introduce you to my bunny, Patches. We like to play video games together. Yeah, some would call me a nerd, but I call myself awesome. I don't really have any friends here yet, but then again, I haven't been to school yet either. So, to tell you a bit about myself...

I really like the color grey and the color blue. I colored the letters of the words as the color of my favorite color. I am pretty tall. At my old school, some people called me a giant.  Oh, and if you're wondering what all those books are for, they're guides and biographies about video games and their creators. Patches is snuffling at some oreo crumbs I dropped.

Oh yeah, I shold should show you my mother and father. I am a single child, so therefore I have no siblings.

So here's a picture of my mom. She's pretty according to everybody.

Her real name isn't mom. Her real name is actually Rouge. She says it means 'red' in french, but i'm not convinced. I think she just thinks it's a cool name. There's a caracter character in one of my favorite video games named Rouge....

Anyways, now to show you my dad. He's french. Just like my mom. They moved to America before I was born, so i'm a natural american citizen. 

There he is. My dad is actually named Gris, not dad. It's weird, why do grown-up animals insist you call them 'Mom' or 'Dad' or 'Missus' or even 'Mister'? Why can't we call them by their names? It makes no sense.

I also don't get where I get my hyena DNA. I mean.. maybe it was my dad's grandpa, or better known as my great grandpa. But somehow my dad is a dog. I don't get genetics. They expect people to understand what 'dominant' means.

Oh, forgot. These are my old friends, Polo is the red guy and Lynn is the pnk pink one.

They are or were dating each other when I moved here. I kinda felt left out because they always hung out with each other and only sometimes with me. 


----------------------------------- After 10 minutes ------------------------------------

Oh cool, Lynn is texting me.


LYNN

Hey, what's up Tom?                                  
                                                        Not much. Are you doing well?
I'm cool, how are you?                                 
                           Alive.
Hah, funny as usual.                                     
                                                  Thanks. Oh, btw I got a cool
                                                     new pet rabbit named Patches.
                           You'd love him.
Sweet.                                                            

Hey, so I have something to tell you.             
                                                                               What's up ?
Well....                                                             
                                                                          Tell me.
Polo and I kinda.. Kissed today. I know         
all this dating and stuff makes you                  
uncomfortable, but I just wanted you to            
know.                                                                  

Thomas?                                                              

Are you there?                                                    
You're mad at me, aren't you.                              

That's really selfish Tom.                                         

 So after that I kinda turned off my phone. I feel pretty lonely now. I mean, Lynn is a great friend and all.... But did she have to go dating my guy best friend? Oh well, time for dinner. Maybe i'll write in here again later. Cya!

~ Thomas

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